nope, not me fucking my uncle.. i meant having a fucker for an uncle. well, he's just one of the few surviving gay dudes who totally love playing high school bitch games.. he literally walked out on my dad's video. who the fuck he think he is? bastard. let me tell you! he got chased out of a RESTAURANT in KOREA because he fucking looked like a japanese hitler! i was laughing my ass off man! In KOREA, the worst thing tat can happen to you is to be mistaken for a bloody ugly japanese! i was enjoying every moment of it.. i visited my other uncle's house yesterday.. they laid out fruits on the table and were "warmingly" inviting me to CLEAR their fruits... i was like 'bloody hell, save it for yourself! don't serve me unripe cherries with that ugly smiles'.. and one auntie hit my butt!!! i think she must have been sooo tempted to feel my full butt coz hers is sagging way below her knees.. haha.. anyway, i literally visited a house of retards.. one of my stupid younger cousin was there.. and OH MY GOD!!! you know usually, little boys tend to become better looking or more well groomed after graduating from psle to secondary school. HOWEVER!!! my cousin looked as AH PEK as EVER!!! he's in volleyball(tat is supposed to be cool) but he's got this really ugly tan, i wonder how the hell did he get it! it was an extremely dirty shade of brown with a tinge of on/off green! tats like soooo dirty!!! EWWWWW.... anyway.. gtg!!!! i'm soooo bored!!!!!!!!!